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Aside from the many other achievable policies I have mentioned above (golf management being a crowd-pleaser). The most important proposal I want to invest in is the idea of a student forum or website, which can connect other students and aid them in their academic and student life or just general queries they may be interested in about London Met. 

Most and maybe all students in London Met have been thrown into university alone, without any guidance aside from the standard that the university provides. And it can be daunting to know there is no one to rely on in an institution, primarily about independence in studies and lifestyle. 

Not only this, there are a myriad of issues that students experience in their university life, ranging from financial problems to armageddon; what better way to solve these issues than with the help of experienced London Met students? This addition will significantly benefit many cohorts - a platform for all - new undergrads, international students and pre-existing students.

A hub for all students to discuss subjects that may help make uni life easier because (insert inspirational quote) "it is not the destination but the journey that matters" - a cheesy maxim.

Help me make this happen!

(bribes are on the table too)

Ok bye.